We get it. You’re a car enthusiast. You got a sweet vehicle and you baby that thing like no other. Always watching the paint, reminding people not to slam the doors, and of course parking your vehicle far away at the grocery store so no one hits your vehicle. The walk is worth the risk! Every week you spend hours detailing your car using that sweet sweet foam gun spraying that PH neutral soap so you don’t strip that wax or protective coating you worked so hard putting on. After you got a nice layer of foam, you gently glide that microfiber mitt across the paint being careful not to apply too much pressure so you don’t create those pesky swirl marks you see on EVERY Joe Schmo’s car that brags about their 20 dollar monthly subscription to their local automatic car wash. Once your baby is all lathered up and the microfiber picked up all the dirt, you apply that gentle 1600 psi pressure washer to rinse off the soap and grime and not your clear coat. Then you move to the wheels and tires, JUST KIDDING, you already did those and you did it first because you know what happens when you work on the wheels and tires last and you’re not doing that again. At this point other people would dry their car, but you use spotless water so you know there’s no need and apply a tire dressing to give the vehicle that finished look. Wet? Glossy? Matte? You know it doesn’t matter as long as you choose one because what’s the point of wearing a thousand dollar suit if you’re only wearing 20 dollar shoes.